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That’s the Ticket !
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Grand Old Hairline
by PNKRK244~
Ron Woodruff
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I don’t know much history
yet less about economy
no clue about the policy
But Nixon had less hair than Kennedy
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I don’t know about the deficit
can’t expand on any party view
But I do know this lickety split
Bush had less hair than Clinton too
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Don’t know much about the arms race
My train of thought don’t go that far
Though Mondale’s case I did embrace
Reagan had more hair by far.
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I’m telling you so listen up
here is how it seems to be
The hair man wins the golden cup
There’s Ford and Carter, you tell me
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Just one flaw in my theory
a gaping whole, huge and raucus
If hair’s the key to presidency
then what the hell about Dukakis
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Could the work of fate be on my side?
In hairlines Gore and Quayle are tied
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So all you kids out there who long
to play croquet on the white house lawn
get a great ‘do’, ya can’t go wrong
then strap the mediamatic on
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Be a Democrat or Republican
or Socialist get up and picket
Independent, Green, Libertarian
I vote a straight line Hairdo ticket
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The scary fact we can not fix
Don King in two-oh-one and six
R/W
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