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By: Dreadlox33~

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Come visit me;
If you would
I’m in my desert home
I couldn’t take
The ludicrous …
I’m in my biodome.
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I couldn’t take this hollywood
In their excess
And making these god-awful
Bad movies.
Do we really need a
Transformers Eleven?
Do I need to see Arnold
Break a pool stick over
A Meth-head’s skull again?
And what is Clint Eastwood, 97?
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What’s with those “bacon milkshakes…?”
Damn that was a brilliant idea.
And why do I have to get
Cheese on everything;
Does my choresterol
Have to top out at 900?
Must I see cleavage in church
From a 16 year old
…guy?
If people keep texting
In public someone gonna
Pay the ultimate and get shot!
Oh wait …that’s old news.
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Why are we letting
These unemployed survivalists
Keep pythons
For pets;
And then let the anake
Swallow their children?
Gosh dumb-bell…
Here’s a newsflash
…it’s a wild animal!
And it might be a novice idea
If we’d stop blaming
The teachers and expect the
Kids do their homework?
Hey dad;
Turn off Duck Dynasty
And claim to be more
Than just a sperm donor!

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Am I the only American

Who’d like to give
Kanye a beat down?
And put your hand over
Your heart when the
National Anthem is sung
You low life.  There’s
A lot of good patriots
That died so you could
Forget the words to that song.
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And how fully must I appreciate
Some major league ballplayer
Get a $27 million dollar contract
For winning two games last year?
Maybe it wouldn’t hurt
All that much
If the Pope would wear
Plaid for a day
…and change a few of those
Rules that were made up
In the 12th century.
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I guess I’m just
A little frustrated with the
Imbalance of the planets
Synchronicity
And lack of old world charm.
I can grow my own pot
and make things my
Very own …home
In my Biodome.
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~    ….ian
~    3-31-14