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McGraw, McGettigan, Damn, Trollee,
Be gone Ya Bollix fool,
Should ya mention that Protestant Poison twice,
I’ll knock you off that stool.
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Tis the Jamison Blend we swallers here,
Blessed nectar of the Pope,
Say Bushmills in this Pub, Me Chum,
And we’ll wash yer mouth with soap.
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Sean, Me Boy, allow me,
To offer ya good advice,
That a Jamison man is worth his weight,
No matter what the price,
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Take yer Bushmills out the back,
and serve it to the sewer,
Tis the Devils brew, fer true, me boy,
Accursed is the brewer.
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Join me in a toast, me friend,
To the Papes of Donnie’s Glen,
Or we’ll show ya to the door , young lad,
Ner welcome her Again.
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D.O. Smith 08
Late Night Poets 